Comedy Scenes for 2 Women
Nice People Dancing to Good Country Music

by Lee Blessing

Eve Wilfong, who lives over the "Nice People Dancing to Good Country Music Bar," is paid a visit by her niece Catherine Empanger, a novice nun who's been asked to leave her convent. It seems Catherine suffers from a curious compulsion to yell obscenities at the wrong moment, and even, on occasion, bark like a dog. Roy, an honest if simple fellow from the bar downstairs, wants to court Catherine whether she's a nun or not. Eve feels she should give her niece the benefit of her experiences with men before allowing her to venture back into the mad modern country world. What follows is not simply comic and well-observed, but romantic and affecting as well.

Three scenes from this play are: 

1) For two women: Catherine explains her predicament to Eve.

2) For one man one woman: Eve's son Jason walks in on Catherine while she is reading and tries to hit on her, even though she is older than him...and his cousin.  The result is less creepy and more pathetic.  

3)  For one man one woman: Roy convinces Catherine to dance with him.  

On The Porch One Crisp Spring Morning

by Alex Dremann

A mother and daughter sit on the porch and discuss their secret agency.

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